Dinosaur Suit Wearer
Job No:
Jan10234
Location:
Milton, Brisbane
- John is too large to fit in the suit
- You will stay warm
- If you're hiding from Susie, she'll never find you!
About the Organisation
Here is where we insert information about the organisation. John's Dinosaur Hiding is a revolutionary company within a fast dying industry.
About the Opportunity
John's Dinosaur Hiding is now looking for an experienced Dinosaur Suit Wearer to join their team in Milton, Brisbane, on a full-time basis.
Reporting to John, you'll be primarily responsible for staying alive.
Some of your key responsibilities will include (but may not be limited to):
- Crouching;
- surviving;
- walking; and
- Roaring.
You will work a minimum of 50 hours per week, but no more than 50 hours per week.
This role requires a high level of attention to detaillllll.
About You
John's really looking for someone small who has a large roar. You must enjoy beer, shots of patron and playing pool, as you debrief your day with John.
Please Note: No kids or baggage allowed.
About the Benefits
If you feel cold all the time, this is a perfect way to stay warm, without the need to purchase any clothes. There's no salary attached to the role, but if you do well you may be offered a paid job in the near future.